I overheard this part of the conversation ("lesbian" gets my attention)
- Woman: Listen, I think you're sweet and all, but I'm not interested in men.. You know? I'm a lesbian.
- Man: Why are you a dyke? You could get any man you want!
- Woman: If there ever was a way to chat up a lesbian, that is not it. Ew. Ew. Ew.
- Me: *giggling into my vodka sunrise*
At the shops I found myself in a debate with a homophobe...
- My mother had walked away at the beginning of the discussion and was listening while making a purchase...........
- Him: *yakyakyak*
- Me: *stirstirstir* How are we wrong?
- Him: Homosexuals go against nature because they can't breed or raise children!
- Me: My mum turned out to be a lesbian and I turned out (relatively) fine.
- Him: Your mum made you a lesbian, too!
- Me: Homosexuals don't make homosexual children- it's the breeders that keep having us.
- Mum: (LOUDLY) CHELSEA! Stop messing around with the heterobreeders and help me make your sister a lesbian!
